-Yes! You guessed it; another music lyric file by:



Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)

email=amb2be2e@panam3.panam.edu





*Living With A Hernia* by "Weird" Al Yankovic



All I do is

Grunt and Groan

Hurts me to walk anywhere



Went to see my physician

Dr. Jones

He took my trousers off

Told me to cough



The doctor said there ain't nothing

To discuss

He said anyday now

I might have to wear a truss



Living with a hernia

All the time such aggravation

Living with a hernia

Hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia

Have to have an operation



Feels so old

Now I live with a hernia



Too much back pain

Good God!

Drives me insane



Can't bend over

Barely crawl

Got a bulge in my

Intestinal wall



Walk real funny

Bless my soul

Can't play tennis

And it's hard to bowl

You can't even do the splits now (say it)

Better call it quits now

Well I'm sick of all this dancing

Anyhow



Living with a hernia

All the time, such irritation

Now I live with a hernia

Hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia

Have to have an operation



Well you may not be familiar with the common types

Of hernias that you can get

So settle down let me clue you in

There's incomplete

Epigastric

Bladder

Strangulated

Lumbar's hernia

Erector's hernia

Obstructed

Obligual

And Direct!



Living with a hernia

All the time such irritation

Living with a hernia

Hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia



I feel bad!







-Weird Al Kicks Ass!