[interpolation of prince's "shockadelica" and "alphabet street", with extra lyrics by ween]



Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah





The lights go out, the smell of doom

I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room

The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed

And you're so tired, and the reason is camille-mille

Shockadelica

The girl must be a witch

She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched

Shockadelica

You need a second opinion

But she never wears a stitch

So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope

She won't let you play your guitar

And when you've cried enough

Maybe she'll let you up

For a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car

Gonna make you beg!



Gonna make you beg

Gonna make you spread your leg

Gonna want it, gonna get it

And you'll never regret it





[unintelligible rap]





Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste

Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?

Didn't she tell you that lovesexy was the glam of them all?

If you can hang, you can trip on it

You surely won't fall

No side effects and the feeling last forever

Straight up - it tastes good

It makes you feel clever

You kiss your enemies like you know you should

Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would

You jerk your body like a horny pony would

Now run and tell your mama about that!



Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt

Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt

Let me show you how to please me baby

Let me show you how to tease me baby

Baby baby babe get down on your knees

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy



Come on baby, i got somethin' to say

Let me lick your pussy

I wanna say i wanna lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

I ain't messin' around - i ain't messin' around

I'm sayin' baby

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy



Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'

How's your pussy baby?

Now we've all got something, you know what i mean?

You've got your pussy

Right there between your legs, baby

You know what it is, don't you? it's a pussy!

Oooh yeah!

You know what i wanna do what that pussy, baby?

You know what i wanna do?

Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby

Take it out, wanna take it to town

Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place

Then i'm gonna...can you imagine baby?

Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy

Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby

Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy

Come here baby!



First we'll take a bath

Then i'll get my towel, baby

I'll wrap you up - i'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby

You know what i'm gonna do then

I just wanna say - you know baby, i could give a great massage

Oh, you can, gener?

I say, yeah baby, i give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby

Oh, gener!

I say, what you got between your legs, baby?

What does that have to do with a massage, baby?

You know, you know what i really want...it's your pussy baby

I wanna lick your pussy baby

Yeah, you know what i'm saying

You know what i'm saying

You got me going baby

Oh, you got me going like i never thought i'd go before

Shit baby! come here! let me lick your pussy!

Let me lick your pussy, baby

Let me lick your pussy!



Take it, deaner!




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