I met her in College down in Old Watford town

Where you learn some stuff on what you really W-A-N-T-A

You you W-A-N-T-A.

She walked up to me and told me a lie,

I asked her name and in a light blonde voice she said

L-O-I-S, L-L-L-O-I-S, L-O-I-S.



Well Im not the worlds most cleverest guy

But I still wrote her, her very own song, which took all N-I-G-H-T

Which took all N-I-G-H-T long

Well Im not dumb but I cant understand

Why she dont like me for I am.

Oh L-O-I-S, L-L-L-O-I-S.



Well she drinks Champage and dances all night

With all het mates at Destiny Club



Oh my Lois, I wish you would notice



I sat next to her

She sat next to me

I jus cant belive

What was happing to me, and to my Lois, my my my L-O-I-S.



Cause Im not the worlds most gifted guy

But I still like to think that I do make a big D-I-F-F-R-A-N-C-E

Some what of a Diffrance.

And shes so pretty and Im so plain,

Please oh Lois, please oh Lois, would you you N-O-T-I-C-E

Just would you now N-O-T-I-C-E.



Well she drinks Champage and dances all night

With all het mates at Destiny Club



Oh my Lois, I wish you would notice