I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold

I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone

So naturally I thought I would take me a look insi-ide

I saw so much food, there was water comin' fro-om my eye-eye



Yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar

An' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar



Then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair

Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire-aire



You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance

I can't dance



I am a man of the road, a hobo by name

I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game

But if it's all the same to you, then yes I will try-y-y my hand

If you were as hungry as me then I'm sure you would u-understand



Hmmm, now wait a minute

Of course I can dance of course I can dance

I'm sure I can dance, I'm sure I can dance

I can dance



I can da-hance, I really hit the floor

Ah it feels good, look at me dancin'



I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossa nova

A little Victor Silvester, and a Rudy Valentino

You should-a seen me movin', right across the floor

Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm comin' ba-ack for more



I can dance, oh yes, I can dance

Look at me dancin', the floors movin'

I feel good, I can dance

I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance