Verse 1

I sit around and watch the tube but nothin's on

i change the channels for an hour or two

twiddle my thumbs just for a bit

im sick of all the same old shit

in a house with unlocked doors and im fuckin' lazy



Chorus

Bite my lip and close my eyes

take me away to paradise

im so damn bored im goin' blind

and i smell like shit



Verse 2

peel me off this velcro seat and get me movin'

i sure as hell can't do it by myself

im feelin' like a dog in heat

barred indoors from the summer's street

i locked the door to my own cell and i lost the key



Chorus



Bridge

ive got no motivation

where is my motivation

no time for motivation

smoking my inspiration



Verse 3

i sit around and watch the phone but no ones callin'

call me pathetic call me what you will

my mother says to get a job but she don't like the one she's got

when masturbation's lost its fun you're fuckin' breakin'



Chorus