Performed by Stockard Channingby:



Look at me I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed

I can't I'm Sandra Dee



Watch it! Hey, I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across even Rock Hudson lost

His heart to Doris Day



I don't drink I swear

I don't rat my hair

I get ill from one cigarette

Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers

Would you pull that crap with Annette?



As for you Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do

You've got your crust I'm no object of lust

I'm just plain Sandra Dee



Elvis, Elvis, let me be

Keep that pelvis far from me

Just keep your cool now your starting to drool



Hey, Fongul, I'm Sandra Dee