Looking good is all that matters

You can't predict if she'll stay or go

If she speaks again It's a brick I'll throw

Don't you know

Her voice will make you want to hang yourself

But something

Makes you want to stay

Looking good is all that matters

God bless our society

Another day, another donut hole

Damnit honey, you can eat

Don't you eye my jelly roll

You know better, but you can't hlep yourself

But puking

Keeps you looking great...