I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish

Better than to begin

I'm looking for a girl whose age is virginia

Name around seventeen

I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted

One that will not be four making five

On i've a reason you see

That's good. tell me where's the door



I like to think it's time i stopped interfering

In peoples private lives

I like to think the bits i find fascinating

Ought to decrease in size

I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't

And i'll tell you a taletail

Is the part you start with when you begin







Or brush if your dog's on sale



I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't

And i'll tell you a sale

Is the time you find out everything's cheap

Only prices remain unchanged



I'm wondering if the girl i married this morning

Wants us to get divorced

I'm wondering if the child we both plan on having

Shouldn't be ordered first

I'm wondering if the pain i have in my left leg

Isn't just in my head

Which is fine. don't mind as long as i'm here

I might as well stay myself