U spend your days and nights online

Your website makes U proud

But if U had a single friend at all they would be LOL

Well it seems I may have crossed the line

I've gone and made U pissed

Now UR going to take me off of your buddy list



If you can't get a date because you live with your mom

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom

If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom



U tell me that your sex life

It has not been bland

Since U learned how to click and type with just 1 hand

UR a keyboard Casanova

UR a Digital Don Juan

UR a chat room Romeo and U want to get it on



URL IRC MSN HTTP AOL ISP LOS ERUB



I guess U can't see what is wrong

You've got your modem and your mouse

And U think you've got it going on

U once had a life but it is gone

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