The lord above,

Sent his only son

To spread the word of god

To everyone.



Jesus cured the lepers

And he healed the lame

But he left the bald men

With their pain...



Oh mighty lord

I've lost what i had

I've suffered the fate

Of my old dad.



I've looked in the hills

The valleys everywhere

But i cannot see

Why you took my hair.



I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

What was on my head (above us all)

Is no longer there

When you see the light (ooooh)

It's my forehead's glare

Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)

That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)



I try to pray

And i try to grieve

I've tried the wig

And i've tried the weave.



I've tried the transplant

And i've tried the graft

But my hair

Is thinning fast.



Oh mighty lord

Why'd you take my hair?

Are you making a carpet

For heaven's stairs?



To warm the feet

Of the chosen souls?

But in the meantime

My head's getting cold.



I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

What was on my head (above us all)

Is no longer there

When you see the light (ooooh)

It's my forehead's glare

Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)

That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)



We are your children

And we are blessed

But most of my hair

Is now on my chest.



In your own wisdom

You took it off my head

Why couldn't you just

Strike me blind instead?



Oh lord above

On judgement day

Will you forgive me

For my toupee?



And when i march

Through the gates of pearl

Can i have hair

In your afterworld?



I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

What was on my head (above us all)

Is no longer there

When you see the light (ooooh)

It's my forehead's glare

Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)

That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)



Yeah! i'm losing my hair, i'm losing my hair. but i know a lot of people out there losing their hair too. and i know, every night you pray to god, don'tcha? (yeah.) yeah you do, don'tcha? you pr

God to give you more hair. you wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, you look in that drain! and there's your hair. it ain't on your head no more.

But, you know, maybe your call's just not getting through. god's a busy man, and, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone. but, but maybe, maybe if we all pray together

Ll get god's phone to wing (ring)! thank ya, so give me an amen! (amen.) amen! (amen.) come on, amen! (amen.) amen!

Oh yeah! the phone is ringing! the phone is ringing! god's picking it up, i think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy. but it doesn't matter ?cause we're going to tell hi

T we want, aren't we? (yeah.) aren't we? (yeah.)



I need help for my scalp. (help for my scalp!)

Oh give me help for my scalp! (help for my scalp!)



Oh yeah! i feel the power, the power of the lord! it's in me! it's all around me! this man - this man has split ends on the end of his head! let those split ends be healed!



(follicle. miracle.

Follicle. miracle.)



Oh mighty lord

Up on your throne

I gotta know

Do you use a comb?



Is your hair wavy?

Is your hair blond?

Is it curly?

Or is it gone?



Is to be bald

To be the man?

?cause all the monks

Have heads that shine.



If that's your way

Then i don't care.

I'd sell my soul

To get more hair!



I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

What was on my head (above us all)

Is no longer there

When you see the light (ooooh)

It's my forehead's glare

Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)

That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)



I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)

What was on my head (above us all)

Is no longer there

When you see the light (ooooh)

It's my forehead's glare

Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)

That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)



Oh don't you care?

Oh don't you care

That i'm losing my hair?



Transcribed by ellen and andrew kaye-cheveldayoff