Never trust a man (with egg on his face)



a man and a woman walking down the street

with a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet

when mummy turned to daddy and she said:

'my dear, write out your will because the end is near'



then she pulled out the gun, I saw the sparks

messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks

because



she'd heard the voices from Outer Space

she'd heard the voices from Outer Space

she'd heard the voices from Outer Space

saying,'never trust a man with egg on his face'



three months later Mrs B. stands

a smile on her face, blood on her hands

the kiddies got scared and ran home to bed

the headlines in the papers said that:



'she was the victim of an awful plan.

announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man

she'd heard the voices from Outer Space

saying: 'never trust a man with egg on his face'

'never trust a man with egg on his face'



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