(lyrics scabies, music captain)



I'll be the ticket if you're my collector



I've got the fare if you're my inspector



I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter



I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter







(chorus)



Just for you here's a love song



Just for you here's a love song



And it makes me glad to say



It's been a lovely day



And it's okay







I'll be the mail, you'll be the guard



I'll be the ink on your season ticket card



I'll be the rubbish, you'll be the bin



I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin







(chorus)



(chorus)



Its okay



Its okay