Ladies and gentlemen...how do.



Hey man, what's happening?



I'll be the ticket if you're my collector

I've charge the fare if you're my inspector

I'll be the luggage if you'll be the porter

I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter



Just for you here's a love song

Just for you here's a love song

And it makes me glad to say

It's been a lovely day

And it's okay



I'll be the mail you'll be the guard

I'll be the ink on your season ticket card

I'll be the rubbish you'll be the bin

I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin



Just for you here's a love song

Just for you here's a love song

And it makes me glad to say

It's been a lovely day

And it's okay