Have I told you 'bout the case

Of the man who had no face? (Sure I have)

His wife suspected something

That's why she brought me in

We arranged to meet one night

At a bar called Aphrodite's (On Second Street)

When I looked into her eyes

I quickly realised (Danger)

The price was right, the deal was struck

I don't think that she gave it a thought

It was clear to see that the lady was Loveblind

It was clear to see, it was clear that she was Loveblind

Out into the foggy night

Into the city's blurry light (I drove alone)

I wondered then what kind of place

Would make a man lose face

I pieced together clue by clue

Just what a faceless man would do (It wasn't hard)

Who would he love, where would he go?

Places faceless men would know (On Second Street)

I was close, I was near

But that woman just wouldn't hear

It was clear to see that the lady was Loveblind

It was clear to see, it was clear that she was Loveblind

Loveblind...

Next morning came, as mornings do

I had a shave that was close, too (A close shave)

In the mirror, in my space

There was a man without a face

I rang my client and I banged on her door

I told her it was me that we was lookin' for

It was clear to see that the lady was Loveblind

It was clear to see, it was clear that she was Loveblind