I'm the lovechild of the Queen

My blood is blue it is not green

I was born to live upon the throne

Instead I signed up on the dole

Suppose my father was a King

Gifts to me he did not bring

Now every time I see a crown

It only makes me want to frown



You can't see there's something else

I need

To help me on my way

Every time I think that I'm going to cry

But I'd smile and I'd smile

But I haven't got the time



We're the bastards of the Queen

Our blood is blue know what I mean

We were born to live upon

Four thrones

Instead we sign up on the dole

Suppose our father was a King

Gifts to us he did not bring

Now every time we see a crown

It only makes us want to fucking frown



You can't see there's something else

I need

To help me on my way

A big fat line you know is what I mean

And I'd smile and I'd smile

But I haven't got the time



Now my story has been told

It's getting rather very old

Did I tell you about when I

Was christened

Jesus Christ was the name given



You can't see there's something else

I need

To help me on my way

A big fat line you know is what I mean

And I'd smile, yeah I'd smile

But I haven't got the - I haven't got

The time