congratulations on your deal

I imagine you said the whole spiel

a thousand times so take your time



I'm sure that someone's dying to tell me

even if it isn't you

but if you want to I'm all ears

that's why I grow my hair so long



lucky for me



I'm glad you're inspired

but how come I'm tired



I need a rest so here's a test

are you going to move out west

that would be all I need

to earn the set of misery



I've collected all my life

all I need is to be your wife

then misery belongs to me

rent it out if you've got a TV



lucky for me



I know how you feel

to know how I feel



I guess the ball is in my court

I suppose you want me to abort

our whole relationship well

(screw you)

'cause I'm not about to

I'm sure that someone's dying to tell you

even if it isn't me

but, if you want me, I'm all yours

that's why I stayed around so long



lucky for me