(1.2.3.huh)

Little Billy drunk on beer

Plops down behind the steering wheel

His prom date pukes on her brand new dress

He wonders who'll clean up the mess

His car skids goes off the road

Hits a tree and then explodes

His death was quick painless they say

Hope when I die I go that way



But,

You may not be so lucky (x4)



Little Debbie drunk on wine

Says she's havin' a very good time

She thinks she's havin' the time of her life

Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife

Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen

The night is filled with deadly screams

Would've been salesman's famous capers

It even made the big city papers



You may not be so lucky (x4)



President laughs shaves his head

Pushes the button and bombs the Reds

Reds hits back with all they've got

Now we're all in the melting pot

Let's have a big cheer for the government

Who's finally ended our descent

Vaporized masses in the shopping mall

Never got to see the H-bomb fall



Little Billy drunk on beer

Plops down behind the steering wheel

His prom date pukes on her brand new dress

He wonders who'll clean up the mess

His car skids goes off the road

Hits a tree and then explodes

His death was quick painless they say

Hope when I die I go that way



But,

You may not be so lucky (x3)

Never gonna be so lucky



Little Debbie drunk on wine

Says she's havin' a very good time

She thinks she's havin' the time of her life

Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife

Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen

The night is filled with deadly screams

Would've been salesman's famous capers

It even made the big city pap