You-you-you-ooo

Look like a dor-r-r-k

You act like a dork

Most of the time, also



You're a dor-r-r-r-k

You are a double-dork butt rash

You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!

Nobody wants to...



You are boring...you have nothing to say

You eat cheese -- you eat cheese and other things

You can can wrap up an' take with you

From the table

With Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table



You are a dork

You are a dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!

A double-dork butt rash

There's one in every crew -- do you know who you are?

We know, but we won't tell you



We don't want to hurt your feelings

But you're a dor-r-r-r-k!

Might as well admit it

When you're a dork

You're a dork, by the way

You're a dork

A double

A double dork butt rash

A double butt rash dork

Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table



You look like a dork

Look loke a dork

You act like a dork most of the time

You're a dor-r-r-r-k



Double dork

Double dork

Double dork butt rash