I said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday

You say your happy but your mind is slidin' sideways

You say your happy but your dozing in the theatre

The goons keep grillin' me, wondrin' how I'm treatin' ya!



I say she's happy, that's all that matters

I say she's happy, that's all that matters

Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered

You say she's happy, that's all that matters now



You're a lunatic to love

You can hold my hand and stand up

Hey Lunatic!



I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday

You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK

Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer

I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler



I wish that I could help you feel the cool breeze

Set up an IV of sanity

Say there's a spy in one half of your brain

Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane



But you're happy, that's all that matters

You say she's happy, that's all that matters

Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered

She says she's happy, that's all that matters now



You're a lunatic to love

You can hold my hand and stand up

Hey Lunatic!