(I) was lookin up her red skirt

(She) saw me she said yes sir

If youre ready for some heat

If you can take a lifetime meet.



I says to her hey baby

Im alive and ready

So we rent a motel room

And there we start a baby boom



(*)

We were makin love

When Halleys comet came

We were makin love

When the comet came again

And in between the burnin'

the tossin' and the turnin'

We were makin' love.



I says to her hey honey

Dont you think its funny

That the nuke war has begun

And were still goin one-on-one



She tells me not to worry

Theres no need to scurry

All that radioactive juice

Well hell it cannot reproduce.



*



Were on kid thirty-seven

Im lookin up at heaven

Cause they blew away our roof

Thank god our sex is waterproof



My boys are with the ladies

Makin more love babies

And I gave my girls some guns

To join the war and make some sons



*



So then I got my army

and started global warming

All my kids, my wife and I

Were heatin up the planet sky



Were sweatin' out diseases

With oh yeses and oh pleases

If were ever at code red

The reason is a fight in bed