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Mio c-u-g-g-i-n-o (my cousin)

Mio c-u-g-g-i-n-o (my cousin)



My cousin told me about the time

that he had a real bad crash on his motorbike

My cousin......My cousin

Then my cousin said that when he took off

his crash helmet his head split in two

My cousin......My cousin

My cousin took off his helmet

My cousin's head plit in two



My cousin told me about the time

he found a dog on the beach

but it turned out to be a mouse

(I just can't believe it....

My cousin told me that too)!!

My cousin......My cousin

My cousin told me about the time

he slept with a girl who left him

a message on the mirror which said

"Welcome to AIDS"

(the same the same the same the same)!!

My cousin......My cousin

My cousin mouse and doggie

My cousin welcome to AIDS



My cousin......My cousin

And my cousin's well-respected

A friend of everybody's

My cousin's done this and that

And my cousin is my protector

When the others come to hit me

'cause I call on my cousin

I mean - I call out for my cousin



My cousin told me about the time

he met a girl who went around with no bra on

Stighidin, stighidin, stish stidun aaah

My cousin......My cousin



My cousin told me about the time

he met a chick in a discoteque

who didn't remember anything and in the

end she woke up in a ditch

and she was all wet and she realized

there was something missing

and it was one of her kidneys

My cousin......My cousin

My cousin told me that he knows a karate chop

and if he hits you with it after three days you die

My cousin......My cousin

My cousin told me that when he was a kid,

he once died



My cousin......My cousin

And my cousin's a popular person

A friend of everybody's

My cousin's done this and that

And my cousin's my protector

When the others come to hit me

Because I call on my cousin

Actually, you know what I'm gonna tell you

I call out for my cousin



My cousin......My cousin

My cousin's really quite worrying

And he talks in burps

Ciao how's it goin'?

My cousin's done this and that

The car he crashed, the ass he kicked

My cousin is really bad

But it's a product of the mind

I mean, he produced a batch of mint

But he was not authorized

So they put him into prison

Uuuuehhh'

Yes OK to Free Mandela

Free Valpreda and all the others

But Free also My cousin

I mean - set free also my cousin

Na na nai, my cousin na na nai



I just can't believe it:

I heard the same story, exactly the same one!

Could it be that we're related?

What's your surname, anyway?

Sorry, to see if it's the same person we're talking about

Let me ask: - Your cousin, when he had haemorrhoids,

did the cork also pop out and injure the nurse,

like it did with my cousin?

I know that nurse, by the way,

because she treated me once when I was small.

They shot me, I didn't die, but the bullets hit the spider

that at that very minute was coming out

of the Tree of Happiness.

So what did I do? With my white crocodile friend who

lives in the sewers of New York,

we went to the emergency room to

visit some friends who were having things removed

from them, things like oranges, bottles, door knobs,

door, dogs, dicks....

When at a certain point, who did I see?

I just couldn't believe it!!!

It was the emergency room plastic surgeon

that I liked the best;

what a day.......WHAT A DAY!!!!!!



(Translator's note: Valpreda was an infamous Italian terrorist in the

seventies

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