(KaylanZappa)

[includes a quote from Violin Concerto in D (Stravinsky)]



Hey!

Ha!

Ooh!



There was a man

A little ole man

Who lived in Montreal

With a wife and a kid

And a car and a house

And a teenage daughter

With a see-thru blouse

Who loved to grunt and ball-

And her name was Magdalena



Magdalena . . .



The little ole man

Came home one night

To his house in Montreal.

He caught his daughter

In the blouse by the light

And he said to himself:

"She looks all right!"

And he reached for a tit

And grabbed it tight

And threw her up

Against the wall

(BLUE CROSS!)

Magdalena . . .



My daughter dear,

Do not be concerned when your

Canadian daddy comes near.

My daughter dear

Do not be concerned when your

Canadian daddy comes near.

I work so hard,

Don't you understand,

Making maple syrup

For the pancakes of our land.

Do you have any idea?

What that can do to a man?

What that can do to a man?

Do you have any idea?

What that can do to a man?

What that can do to a man?



The little ole man

With the grubby little hand

Who lived in Montreal

Was drooling a bit

As he reached for her tit

And he said to himself:

"This is gonna be it!"

But the girl turned around

And said: "Go eat shit!"

And ran on down the hall.

Right on, Magdalena!



My daughter dear,

Do not be concerned when your

Canadian daddy comes near.

My daughter dear

Do not be concerned when your

Canadian daddy comes near.

I work so hard,

Don't you understand,

Making maple syrup

For the pancakes of our land.

Do you have any idea?

What that ca