I have a magic toenail

I keep it on my foot

Its always there to rescue me

It has the cutest cuticle

Free of all disease

As toenails go,

Its really quite extra-ordinary

Thank you, thank you

Thank you magic toenail



I love my magic toenail

Its magical and good,

Sometimes i'll take my magic toenail to lunch

And give it a sandwich

Because it likes to eat the sandwiches



Thank you, thank you

Thank you magic toenail



I love you magic toenail