I am no one

But I am well known

For I am the Man With the Dogs



I stare at you shopping

Watch while you're walking

Two dogs run around your toes



You turn around

Two eyes break you down

'Now who does that guy think he's starin' at?'



Stop in your tracks

You're being laughed at

Your armored ego is nude



And I do and I do

Crack up 'cos I'm getting to you

I see you I see you

And you're pretty self-conscious too



Down to you church

I'm looking for victims

Spell of the Man With the Dogs



I'll haunt you

And follow you to work

That ghost is back again



Creep into you

I won't go away

You're taking yourself too seriously



I smile as you frown

And turn to walk away

Your habits for all to see



I see a shrew

I see you

And the rodent things you do

You see you I see you

And you're pretty self-conscious too



And I'm gonna crack your mask

Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh

Open wide...



Saw you again

You'll see me tomorrow

Curse of the Man With the Dogs



You may not like me

You won't forget me

Not safe even in Walgreen's



They've seen me

Ask your friends

'Oh I know him'

Seen but I'm never heard

By your lot



A stare

Is worth a thousand biting phrases

See how stupid you are?



I dare you I dare you

To erase my laser tattoo

You see you you see you

And you're pretty self-conscious too



And I'm gonna crack your mask

Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh

What's inside?

Is it pubic hair

Is it cobweb air

I bet you just don't care