Six feet over is better than under

And I think so

In a dog eat dog world

It's better to be a cat

But not of the pussy variety

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Margarita she speaks with salt on her lips

She's such a liar

And Margarita...she's down on her knees

Whatcha doin' down there Margarita?

We say whatcha doin' down there Margarita?

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Mr. Bill got such a thrill

By making us all his mental idiots

Until one day he went away

And all they could find was a match for his dental records

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