Buy yourself some drums

and a guitar too

turn on the mike

we're jammin' dude!



Steady as she goes

it's an easy beat

let's record this stuff

so what if it's shit?



Don't look back

watcha doin' man

don't you know that tuning

guitars isn't in?



fire it up

let's play on ten

we'll play in the basemant

where the bass is beter, man.



Play that riff, is it E or A

gimme a break, no one knows anyway

we'll make a demo and sell the whole lot

nobody wants to buy it?

Oh, fuck, why not