Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long And it seemed the love was passing me by So I thought I better do something about it And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall Oh no, too many questions I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy Won't it be fine when I find her Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her Somewhere we could take a good look at each other Smile and say hello or walk away Smile and say hello or walk away So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath I never shaved so close before I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne Hey... do you know you remind me of someone But I'm here making eyes at you And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau Close the files, turn the page, start anew Close the files, turn the page, start anew