Bound and gaggd in a black pot

Seared and flavoured with herbs and salt

Marinated slowly in a secret sauce

Roasted and served as sumptuous course

They dribble and drool as I try and get loose

Stewing slowly in my own juice

Rubbing their tummies and licking their lips

Devoured me up and served with chips



By the time they're done there'll be no one left around

Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs

We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice

When we're sliced and diced and served with rice

By the hobblin, wobbling, stammering spacks

And the inbred freaks with misshapen backs

Demented 'tards with missing teeth

Cutting me up and chewing on my meat



Masticated by the spasticated



Put me in a pot, put me in the pain

Boil up my bones, fry my glands

Take away my heart, put it in the coals

Slice me up fine, serve me in bowls



Checks my eyes for signs of life

Masticated by the spasticated

I black ou as he sharpens his knife

Masticated by the spasticated

By the time they're done there'll be no one left around

Masticated by the spasticated

Just a special bus full of mutants geeks and downs

Masticated by the spasticated

We'll be beaten tender so we taste real nice

Masticated by the spasticated

When we're sliced and diced and served with rice

Masticated by the spasticated