Maybe if I had a million dollars

maybe if I had a brand new car

maybe if I had some better drugs

maybe then I'd be hapy.

Maybe if I had some new golf clubs

maybe if I had a major label deal

maybe if I lived somewhere else

maybe then I'b be happy.

I'm always changing the people

and places just to fill up the

empty spaces, I don't know

maybe if I ...

Maybe if I had a new girlfriend

maybe if I jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge

maybe if I got a lobotomy

maybe then I'd feel better.