I leave from softball practice every night

It's getting dark, but the "golden arches" light up the way

I turn the corner at the traffic light

I count my money and then i rehearse what i'm going to say



"i'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,

I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"



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I am in love with a mcdonalds girl

She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm

I am in love with a mcdonalds girl

She is an angel in a polyester uniform





She doesn't try to impress anyone

She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that i know

She don't treat me like a simpleton

She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin i know

When my hamburger's cold, i get up ready to go,

She's only fifteen years old, and i'm in love with her soul



She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore

She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...boy!



Chorus





There she stands behind the register

She's taking orders from the saddle river little league

If they knew how much i wanted her

Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week



As i head through the door, the movement catches her eye,

My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye

Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Chorus



Uno, dos, tres, quatro

Big mac, filet o fish, quarter pounder, french fries

Icey coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies

Sing that song of taste

You can only find at one place: mcdonalds



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