That's a stupid hat you're wearing

it doesn't really match your hair

Did I ever tell you that your breath is worse

Than what you wear

that's exactly what she told him

At least that's what he told me

So I guess we could conclude

They're not a happy family



Love's not what you see between the legs of the majority



That's a lovely dress you're wearing

Too bad your figure can't make it work

When I hear the things you say

I wonder if your brain can work



That's exactly what he told her

At least that's what she told me

I screen my calls, I lock my doors

I'm suddenly filled with apathy



(Although, I'd like to add the game in bed is a necessity to make me happy)