{*scats*} Biz {*scats*} Mark

{*beatboxes*}



[Verse One]

I'm the original B-I-Z

The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E

Everywhere I go, I always G

I'm thinkin somethin that you never could see

Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P

That's why I'm the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie

I'm here just doin my J-O-B

So I can reach the T-O-P

As soon as I get to the T-O-P

Then I will be D-O-N with the E

I rock New Jersey and N.Y.C.

Whether it's at a club or a block party

To my man Capri, Starchild and Brucie Bee

{?}, Baby J, and DJ Marty

The title of the song in the place to be

Is not this or that, it's "Me Versus Me"



[Chorus: repeat 4X]

{*Biz Markie beatboxes*}

Me versus me



[Verse Two]

I think it's time to act up and throw a fit

Cause I'm rockin to a beat that just won't quit

This is the real thing, not counterfeit

Cause everything you hear, I'm doin it

The name of a baseball glove is a mitt

And what I need on my BMW is a kit

A preacher preaches from a pulpit

And my man Benny Hill, got a lot of wit

The rhymes that I say are the ultimate

And the way out anywhere is called an exit

A real short play is called a skit

And New Balance sneakers are legit

The past tense for bite, is called a bit

Everywhere that I go, all attention I get

I used to live by the North conduit

The Biz Markie will always make a hit!



[Chorus]



[Verse Three]

This is one thing, that I like to say

This is a different kind of rhythm and rap display

I'm not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee

Cause both of them are radio DJ's

Otis Redding be sittin by the dock of the bay

I'm bound to wreck your body to the break of day

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