Meet my friend, he knows every little trick

Meet my friend called Dick (repeat twice)



I've got friend

He's so much fun

And I know he's ready for action

He'd like to fire

And wake up your desire

He knows every way to

Make you really lose your mind



Well hello, how do you do?

I'm really pleased, pleased to meet you (repeat twice)



Just take your time

But don't be shy

Let yourself go with the attraction

I'm sure he'd like you and I'm sure you'd like him too

My friend wants to meet you

And you'll find the four of us