Megan is a slut

She is such a whore

She acts like a nut

Is that her on the floor?



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Ohhh...

Megan is a rat

She is not fat

She is a brat

Well, she really just a rat



I hate that fucking bitch

She is a snitch

I'm gonna stop rhyming now...

She is a stupid ass rat

a skinny rat

I hope she gets eaten by a cat!



(chorus)(2x)



Megan is the creepy, crawly, furry thing

That is running on the floor...

If you know what is good for you,

Kill her and run out your door...



(chorus)(2x)



Go back to Seattle you RAT