Barkeep, another Mekong please

Yes of course you can keep the change

A new glass here for this new friend of mine

Forgive me I forgot your name

Flip a coin, what shall we talk about

Heads I'll tell the truth and tails I lie



I came all the way from Taipei today

Now Bangkok's pourin' rain and I'm going back again

and I haven't seen my girl, for fifteen thousand miles



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Well is it true it's always happy hour here?

And if it is, I'd like to stay awhile

As cliche'd as it may sound, I'd like to raise another round

And if your bottles empty help yourself to mine

Thank you for your time, and here's to life



Barkeep, we need to go around again

One for me and what's his name, my new best friend

so deal me in and I'll pick my cards up off the floor

I'll see your lucky coin and raise a pack of lies

Don't smile to the girl at the door, another 4 dollar whore

don't look her in the eye, she'll break your heart



We came all the way from Taipei today

Still Bangkok's pissin' rain and we're goin' back again

and I haven't seen my girl, for fifteen thousand miles



Chorus repeat