M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"

[all agree]

[M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"

[All:] "Yeah

[M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up"

[all agree]

[M3:] "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed"

[all agree]

[M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy"

[all agree]

[M2:] "It reminds me of smelling an ass"

[all agree]

[M4:] "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass"

[car screeches, he drops out of the car]

[M4:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it"



[M1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo"

[M3:] "Oh my God, that was a little out there,

hey check out a water slide, man,

those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"

[all agree]

[M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year

who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable"

[all agree]

[M2:] "Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with

and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi"

[all agree]

[M3:] "It also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down

one of those things and he was going

so fast his bathing suit fell off,

and I just stood there at his big beutiful hairy balls flopping around,

holy geez I wanted to lick em'"

[car screeches he drops out of it]

[M3:] "I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that"



[M2:] "I always knew that guy was a little wierd"

[M1:] "Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome"

[M2:] "It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place"

[M1:] "It reminds me of my first date with this girl named Ginger,

I took her to a pizza place"

[M2:] "Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza,

and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me

in the ass in front of his kids"

[car screeches, he drops out of it]

[M2: "Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it"



[M1:] "Man they were all crazy, hey, what's that"

[Cow:] "Moo"

[M1:] "Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[car chrashes]



"Hey that last skit was written for a reason,

if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man,

don't throw them out of your car, or you will die,

now enjoy the rest of the album