Well if I had money,

I'd tell you what I'd do,

I go downtown buy a mercury or two.

Crazy bout a mercury,

Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury,

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.



Well the girl I love,

I stole her from a friend.

He got lucky stole her back again,

She heard he had a mercury.

Lord she's crazy bout a mercury.

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.



Hey now mama

You look so fine

Driven round in your mercury 49'

Crazy bout a mercury

Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.



Well my baby went out

Didn't stay long,

Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisen home.

She's crazy bout a mercury,

Yeah she's crazy bout a mercury.

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

(Ahhh cruise now)



Well if I had money,

I'd tell you what I'd do,

I go downtown buy a mercury or two.

Crazy bout a mercury,

Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury,

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road.

I'm gonna buy me a mercury & cruise it up & down the road