Dean: Hey there's a big airplane goin' by.

Rodney: Get it! Go! Go!

Some Recording Guy: It's on the track

Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track!

Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it!

Dean: I got it :)



You've got a methodist coloring book

And you color really well

But don't color outside the lines

Or God will send you to Hell

'Cause God hates war

And God hates crime

A' but he really hates people

Who color outside the lines



You've got a methodist coloring book

Don't color outside the lines

'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning

He'll at least make you go blind

Good people get sent to the attic

Bad people will roast in the cellar

But there's a special kind a' Hell

For those who just won't learn to color



God is gracious, God is good

So let's color in his book

God wears cotton, God wears rayon

He can mend a broken crayon

God is honest, He don't take payola

Let's all thank him for our Crayolas!



You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)

(ah..oh..oh) (x2)

You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)

(oh..oh..oh.. [a very emotional performance])



You've got a methodist coloring book

And you color really well

But don't color out side the lines

Or God will send you to Hell