Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)

(To the tune of "Brown Sugar")



Well, hey Mr. Jagger

Won't you play some tunes

Out here in the desert

In the land of the loons

This ain't L.A. but we are just as hip

If you don't show we'll give ya fatter lips

Yeah!



CHORUS

Oh, Mick Jagger

What makes your lips so big?

Mick Jagger,

Come down to Phoenix to sing



Well you can really get down with Mesa Mormon girls

Spend the night partying down in Leisure World

Go to Sun City if you really wanna

You and the Stones could do some Porcelana



CHORUS



Well now listen Mr. Jagger to what I've just said

Cuz you're almost forty and you're almost dead

You come down we'll get ya serious cash

But you better get here quick as Jumpin' Jack Flash

Yeah!



CHORUS



I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!

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