Today he traded his '98 Oldsmobile

He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car

He isn't wearing his usual gray business suits

He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star



Cause today he's 40 years old, going on 20

But don't look for the gray in his hair

Cause he ain't got any

He's got a young thing beside him

That just melts in his hands

And he's middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can



He's got a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home

But the thrill is all gone, when they turn down the lights

And today he's 40 years old, going on 20

And don't look for the gray in his hair

Cause he ain't got any



And that young thing beside him, you know she understands

He's just middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can

Yes, he's middle aged crazy

Trying to prove he still can.