Round and Round I see Mike Elephant,

There he goes to pick some elements,

He's no use to you or me,

Infact he's an endangered species.



Round and round to see our useless friend,

He's got technology to send you round the bend,

He's no use to you or me,

Infact he's an endangered species,



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Mike Elephant, he knows where you live,

Mike Elephant, He doesn't give a toss

About you, he's a big discrace

Nobody can see his face.



Round and Round yes here we go again

Mikee and Chums are working hard again

He's no use to you or me,

Infact he's an endangered species.



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Guitar solo



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