i'm too punk rock for her

she's too hardcore for me

i'm into AFI

she's into NIV

there's so much jesus in her heart

there's no room left for me

she tells me i'm her satan

she's my juliette

and all her clergy members tell her

i'm going to hell

but if that means an eternity

with me she'll go as well

when she wakes me up for church

on sunday mornings i don't mind

as long as i get my second helping

of communion wine