Well, that big dumb blonde

F

With her wheel of gorge

C

And Turtle, that friend of theirs

G

With his checks all forged

C

And his cheeks in a chunk

F

With his cheese in the cash

C

They're all gonna be there

G C

At that million dollar bash

Am F C

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Am F C

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

G6 C

It's that million dollar bash



Ev'rybody from right now

To over there and back

The louder they come

The bigger they crack

Come now, sweet cream

Don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet

At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, I took my counselor

Out to the barn

Silly Nelly was there

She told him to yarn

along came Jones

Emptied the trash

Ev'rybody went down

To that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, I'm hittin' it too hard

My stones won't take

I get up in the mornin'

But it's too early to wake

First it's hello, goodbye

Then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it

At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash



Well, I looked at my watch

I looked at my wrist

I punched myself in the face

With my fist

I took my potatoes

Down to be mashed

Then I made it on over

To that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash