If you want to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter.

Help us with math and book reports.

Might I add eat my shorts!

Bart!

Just cuttin' through the treacle.

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her. Let me get away with moider.

Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Might I add, no fat chicks!

Homer!

The nanny we want is kindly unsage.

And one who will work for minimum wage.

Hurry nanny things are grim.

I'll do it!

Anyone but him!