Miss Suzy had a steamboat,

The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)

Miss Suzy went to heaven,

The steamboat went to --



Hello operator,

Please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me,

I'll chop off your --



Behind the refrigerator,

There lay a piece of glass.

Miss Suzy sat upon it,

And broke her little --



Ask me no more questions,

I'll tell you no more lies.

The boys are in the bathroom,

Zipping up their --



Flies are in the honey,

The birds are in the park.

Miss Suzy and her boyfriend

Are kissing in

The D-A-R-K,

D-A-R-K,

Dark! Dark! Dark