Be an Arab

Be a Jew

Be a boxing

Kangaroo

Beat yourself

All black and blue

I don't care



Be a bleeder

Be a Cancer

A hemophiliac

Romancer

Be a crippled disco

Dancer

Oooh... What a pair



He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled them again

He's an ultra-sweety guy

And a master of disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen



I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American!!!



I'm a hostage

In a city of creeps

They've got mercenary guards

That watch me sleep

They'd like to kill me slow

Bury me deep

In the heart of Texas

I'm a martyr

I'm a sadist

I might be the Saviour here to save us

I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually



He's a model citizen

I think I've got them fooled again

He's an ultra-sweety guy

I won't let down my disguise

He's a model citizen

Just keep believing that my friends

I'm a model citizen



I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American



I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm a model citizen

I'm an all American