(Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, Will Jennings)

One day you'll be glad I came around

I may be the best thing you have found Ain't much you can count on in this town

I swear I'm speaking from my heart

And I want let you down



My love is guaranteed

You're never going to see the end of me

I've got all you need

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer

Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer

I'm money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaranteed



I just do my best to stay alive

Got a junked out car but you should see me drive

Racing down St. Charles Avenue

Ain't got much but what I got

Will sure be good for you



My love is guaranteed

You're never going to see the end of me

I've got all you need

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer

Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer

I'm money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaranteed



Flyin' down the highway of my dreams

You will find my crazy love

Is always what it seems



My love is guaranteed

You're never going to see the end of me

I've got all you need

Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer

Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer

You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer

I'm money back, money back guaranteed

Money back, money back guaranteed



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