Elvis (?) is probably 30 years old

He looks like a Saab in '45

Cliff says he's got a headache



Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America



Take them (?) back inside

(?) think of something else to take over

But you just stand it up and warning



Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America



Why fly when you can walk

Why sing when you can talk

Why hit the wall when you've just punched the clock

Oh why sing when you can talk



Jeremy's talking about the bombs

He's thinks it probably a bad place to be

It's gonna be worse than Manhattan



Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America



Take the train on up to the zoo

Don't look back on what you've been through

Cause everyone's got a Monday



Looks like shit and it feels like America

Looks like shit and it feels like America



It's nice to be liked

But it's better by far to get paid

I know that most of the friends that I have

Don't really see it that way



But if you could give em each one wish

How much do you wanna bet

They'd wish success for themselves and their friends

And that would include lots of money

That would surely include lots of money



So if there are any of you little green elves

Sitting out there today

Step right up wish me old Irish luck

But I also need shitloads of money



And if there any of you dirty rich old men

Sitting out there today

Step right up I'm your lucky fuck

But I'm gonna need shitloads of money

I'm gonna need shitloads of money

I'm got to have shitloads of money