One, two, three



Sun comes up through the window in the morning

The flowers say hello

I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal

Steam goes up my nose

Toaster bings

Microwave sings

Could I have another

Cup of Java, honey, baby, darling, sugar lumps?

Ah, honey, baby, darling, sugar bumps?

Shower feels nice and warm

On my little bitty tootsies

The shower makes me sing just like Ritchie Valens

Oh, could you, could you, could you, join me?

Hand me that towel, stop playing around

What are you doing there on the ground?

Barking like an Afghanistan lap dog

At the race track, come towards me, baby

Good morning, America

Good evening, Siberia

Is that a fax coming in?

From Rajavic, Iceland, ah-ooh

Must be cold

And I see the ocean out there

It must be cold

Let's crawl back in bed

Let's crawl back in bed

Let's crawl back in bed

Mmm-mmm