Moron

(Dead Milkmen)

Performed By Dead Milkmen

Eat Your Paisley Album



Hangin' out in the comode

Listening to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind of toad

Why are you a moron?



Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"

With money from you mom and dad

Take a bath cause you smell bad

Why are you a moron?



Walkin' down old south street

Say "Hello" to the kids you meet

If knowing you is such a treat

Why are you a moron?



Got kicked out of public school

Make a waste of our gene pool

Face it asshole you're a fool

Why are you a moron?



"I'm staring at a wall going nothing at all

Gotta get outta here I could use some beer

Wish I could get some beer

I could use some beer tonight"



In and out of trendy clubs

With a pair of day-glo gloves

You're the only one you love

Why are you a moron?



Tell use you got something to say

Then bore us with your anarchy

We just wish you'd go away

Why are you a moron?



A trendy losers what you are

It's your scene are you're the czar

I'd like to see you covered with tar

Why are you a moron?



Creeps like you should be wiped out

You've got a face just like a trout

Listen to everybody shout

Why are you a moron?



"I'm following the trend 'cause I wanna

have some friends. I want to be somebody.

Don't wanna be a 'nobody'. I wanna be

with someone tonight."



I swear that you are Hitler's clone

Spread disease wherever you roam

Got the brains of a garden gnome

Why are you a moron?



Voted for Reagan not once but twice

And think that Jerry Farwell's nice

Do you keep your brain on ice?

Why are you a moron?



In the end you're all alone

No one calls you on the phone

Got no job you've got no home

Why are you a moron?



Hangin' out in the comode

Listening to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind a toad

You're just a fucking moron!



"I'm freezing up inside. All my brain cells

have died. Gonna get out of here. I'm

gonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here tonight.



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"Hush little baby don't say a word : "I woke up, can't wait to eat

And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat

It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay

In your closet in your head!!!" : There was no milk my mother will pay